Diamond ClubAbove $10,000 · the fullest stories in the catalogue
Premium Club$500 to $10,000 · a page and a story for every name
119 ClubEvery name $119 · yours in less than 48 hours
A catalogue of invented brand names, each with its .com, curated by Professor Brand. Three clubs, one standard.
How buying worksThe Professor replies within one business day.
I invent names for a living and keep only the ones I would be glad to answer the telephone with. Each name here has a story, a spelling that survives being said aloud, and its .com. If one suits your business I will say so; if it does not, I will say that too.
Meet the ProfessorThree shelves of one catalogue. 119 Club names are $119 each, fixed, and can be bought today. Premium Club names are priced between $500 and $10,000. Diamond Club names are priced above $10,000. Every name carries one listed price, the same for every buyer.
For a business, not for a catalogue. I begin with the sector, then the core of the business, then the product itself, then the language. A name that passes all four earns a place here, and every name also passes six plain tests, listed under How names are chosen.
No. A trademark can only be registered by an operating business, for specific goods, in specific territories, so no catalogued name can be pre-registered. Each name is screened for obvious conflicts before listing; a search in your own sector and territory is still your job, and I recommend a professional for it.
The domain registration, transferred to your account; an SVG wordmark with a colour suggestion; and the story and rationale for your own use. You own the .com and the wordmark.
You pay Spaceship SellerHub, the partner marketplace. It holds the payment while the domain moves to your account, and releases it to me only after you confirm.
Less than 48 hours. The marketplace moves the domain into its custody, then into your account; you confirm; the payment is released.
No. Every sale is final: once a purchase is complete it cannot be cancelled or refunded, and once the domain is transferred to you, it is yours. Until the transfer completes, your payment is held safely in escrow by the partner marketplace.
Yes, for obvious ones: clear infringement of well-known marks and misspellings of popular domains are not listed. If a conflict comes to light after listing, the name is withdrawn. This screening is not a legal opinion.
A fictional character who curates this catalogue and answers every enquiry in his own voice. The marketplace is run under a persona by design, and every transaction passes through the partner marketplace's escrow so your payment and the domain are protected at every step.
No. Every name carries one listed price, the same for every buyer, and it is set for what the name can carry. Add it to your basket and buy it there; the purchase completes on Spaceship SellerHub through escrow, like every other.
Prices are set in US dollars (USD). Amounts shown in other currencies are for reference only, based on published rates, and may differ from the final amount charged. Payment is taken in USD on our partner marketplace, Spaceship SellerHub; the exchange rate applied and any foreign transaction fees are determined by your bank or card provider.
